Burpley Borangey Jokes

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• A penguin walks into a bar…..
• He said “ow!”     

 

• Two Goldfish are in a tank………
• One of them says do you know how to drive this thing

 

• There are three animals fighting to see which one is the strongest
• There is a Bear and there is an elephant and there is a pig
• The Bear said “When I growl the whole forest shakes with fear”
•    The Elephant said “When I walk the ground shakes the jungle itself”
• and the pig said “oh thats nothing when i sneeze the whole world shits itself”

 

• A Health inspector goes into a restaurant
• “Which hand do you wipe youre but with said the Health Inspector
• Well I dont know I switch around from time to time. Why is it important” said the  restaurant owner.
• “You disgusting animal” said the Health Inspector
• Serving Your customers with hands like that!

 

• I was embarrassed last week when my daughter came to me
• asking me how to wear pads
• I told her you put them in your knickers
• she came home crying the next day
• she hadnt made the cricket team!

 

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his Fanta Burple. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him,  takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.  The poor man starts crying.  The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.” “No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life.  First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office.  My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen.  The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away.” “I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar .And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life,  you show up and drink my poison Burple.”

• I asked my little sister who is two what noises animals make the other day
• Iasked her what a cow says she says moo
• I asked her what a dog says she said woof woof
• and then I asked her what a duck said she said quack quack
• but then when I asked her what noise mummy makes she said AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• lol